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Santa: I had a fine dream last night. I dreamed I was touring the world in a fine car.
Jeeto: Yes, I heard the engine snorting.


Boss: 2day is my wife`s b`day. I want 2 please her when I go home this evening. Can u suggest anything?
Secretary: I suggest u remove that lipstick 4m ur face.

Banta: Do you think a genius ever makes a good husband?
Santa: You should better ask my wife.


Preeto: How do you know for sure that your husband was drunk?
Jeeto: He wanted to kiss me.

Banta: I have worked under the same boss for 20 years.
Santa: That`s nothing. Its my silver wedding anniversary next week.


Banta: What becomes of the average man`s income?
Santa: It goes to the average woman.

Rajnikanth`s dog house has sign on it saying: Beware of Owner.


What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
A: Rajnigandha!

Banta: What is the best month 2 get married in?
Santa: Octembruary.
Banta: Don`t be silly, there`s no such month.
Santa: Exactly.


Rajnikanth can even receive a missed call.