Funny SMS Text Messages Comedy msg

Beth kar uski zulfon ke saye me meri wafaon ko josh aya,

Phir?

Us ke bhai ne dekh liya aur shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aya.

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You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with
“W”…Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

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Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK

“Hi Darling! So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun..”
Lady: How Dare U?
Faqeer: Then What R U Doing On My “Bed”? 

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1 Makhi 1 Ganjay K Sar Pe Jaa Bethi
Dusri Makhi Ne Kaha? Waah!Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe

Pehli Makhi Boli: Nahi,Abhi To Sirf Plot Kharida Hai.

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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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Fact of Life :

If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
“GIRL”

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A Thermometer is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…!

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Dil jis ko diya wo Delhi chali gayi,
Pyar jis se kia wo Italy chali gayi,
Dil ne kahan khudkushi karlo,
Hath switch main diya to Bijli chali gayi.

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Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga.

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei hathni k pas ja k kehti he:

Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar me b hai.