Sports SMS

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf. ~Tug McGraw, when asked if he preferred grass or artificial turf, 1974, BQ


October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football. ~Jason Love

As a manager, you always have a gun to your head. It's a question of whether there is a bullet in the barrel. ~Kevin Keegan, 1995


Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake. ~Sylvester Stallone, 1990


I know we're meant to be these hard-headed, money-obsessed professionals but we're still little boys at heart. Just ask our wives. ~Rob Lee, 1998

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. ~Jack Handey


With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions. ~Pete Rose, 1977

The trouble with referees is that they just don't care which side wins. ~Tom Canterbury


The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. ~John Madden

Don`t look back. Something might be gaining on you.
-Satchel Paige