Heart Attack Grill

Heart Attack Grill

Lates News About Update Heart Attack Grill, At The Heart Attack Grill in Arizona, the more you weigh, the more you get. The kitschy medically-themed restaurant is now offering free meals to anyone weighing over 350 pounds. To hawk the new special, the “Home of the Double Bypass Burger” has enlisted plus-size spokesman Blair River, who tips the scales at 570 pounds.

“Other diets don’t deliver results,” River says in a new YouTube ad for the restaurant. “But I’ve made incredible progress on the ‘Heart Attack Grill’ diet. A couple months ago, I was wearing these,” he adds, holding up a small-waisted pair of pants.

The eatery, which serves burgers ranging from the “Single Bypass” to the “Quadruple Bypass,” boasts waitresses dressed in sexy nurse uniforms who refer to the customers as “patients.”

Want a Diet Coke? You’re in the wrong place. There are no diet sodas, just “flatline fries” cooked unapologetically in lard.

Ironically, the restaurant is owned by Jon Basso, a former nutritionist who used to run Jenny Craig weight-loss centers in Oklahoma, according to the Arizona Republic.



Basso is also featured in the YouTube ad, in which he wears a lab coat and identifies himself as “Dr. Jon, Founder of the ‘Heart Attack Grill Diet.’”

“I personally guarantee a stable upward progression of body weight while you’re enjoying great tasting foods,” he says with a smile. “Along with a cold beer and cigarette, it’s a diet you can stick to for life.”

But eater beware: The ad winkingly includes a long list of potential side effects, such as “sudden weight gain, repeated increase of wardrobe size, back pain, male breast growth, loss of sexual partners, lung cancer, tooth decay, liver sclerosis stroke and an inability to see your penis.”

Not to mention that “in some cases mild death may occur.”

Let’s hope their food lives up their slogan – a “taste worth dying for!”