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Jokes are important part of humam entertainment and have been in human culture , here we are presenting a best collection of different types of jokes,So enjoy all kind of jokes.. and make your moment happy and beautiful.

Student teacher joke

Teacher :What do you call a person who keeps on talking 
         when people are no longer interested?   
Student :"A teacher".

Two Friends joke

John : Can you give an example of COINCIDENCE?"   
Smith: my Mother and Father got married on the same day
       and at the same time. 

Boy girl joke

Boy :I am not rich like sam,I don't even have a big car 
     like sam but I really Love yoU.    
Girl:I love you too, but tell me more about Sam. 

Wife's birthday joke

John :Can you tell me the good way to remember wife's 
      birthday? 
Smith:It's very easy, Just forget it once! 

Student and teacher joke

Teacher : Tell me  four members of cat family.  
Student : Mother ,father,sister and brother.  

Monkey Hilarious joke

A monkey walks into a bar, goes to the counter and 
asks the barman "Have you seen my brother?" 
The barman asks "What does he look like?".

Boy girl joke

A boy loved his classmate.He proposed her.Girl refused
and complained to teacher.Teacher fired out and banned 
him coming to school for a week. ...
Boy came to school after a week.Girl realized her mistake 
and wrote,"I am sorry and I love you too",on boy's book.
Boy didn't reacted and months passed
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.
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Moral: Boys don't open their books!

Student teacher joke

ESL teacher   : You must never begin a sentence “I is …”.
Clever student: Please sir, what’s wrong with “I is a vowel”. 

Son and dad joke

Son :Dad what is an idiot   
Dad :An idiot is  a person who tries to explain his ideas 
     in such a strange and long way that another person 
     who is listening to him can't  understand him.Do you 
     understand me?
Son :No

Gadaffi friend request joke

Santa :I am not convinced at all that Gadaffi is dead.
Banta :why?
Santa :I sent him a friend request.He accept it dis 
       morning.           

Sardar joke

Santa: je tainu sardi lage taan tu ki karda h?
Banta: heater de kol ja ke beth janda haan.
Santa: je pher v lage taan?
Banta: heater on kar linda haan.          

Doctor joke

Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They 
         said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? 
         What's the very bad news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.          

Hollywood joke

One Hollywood kid has good reason to be proud: at the last 
PTA meeting, he won the prize for having the most parents there          

Hindi joke

Professor ne Ek Ladke ke 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf ladki rakhi.
Ladka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.Doosri bar cake badal K Roti 
rakhito Ladka Roti ko Lapka.Yu bar bar food item Badalne per 
Ladka her bar Khane ki taraf Badha.
Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hisab se Badi Taqat hai.
Piche se :Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski 
Behan hai.  

Joke about girl

Boy : Will you Marry me  ?
Girl: Do you have a house  ?
Boy : No 
Girl: Do you have a BMW car ?
Boy : No 
Girl: How much is your salary  ?
Boy : No salary  but, 
Girl: No!   You have nothing.. 
      How can i marry you ? Leave please.!!

Boy : (talks to himself) I have one villa,3 property lands,
      3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..Why I still need to buy BMW.?
      How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS. 
         

Blonde joke

A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
Q. They think their picture is being taken.         

Lawyer joke

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer 
three questions!""Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?""Yes 
it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"         

Bollywood joke

What Is Mallika kherawat’s Method Of Taking Revenge? 
It’s Tits For Tat Mallika Kherawat’s Patriotic Song 
“Ab Tumhare Hawale Badan Sathiyo” 

Intelligente joke

How many physicists does it take to change a light 
bulb?Eleven. One to do it and ten to co-author the 
paper.How many astronomers does it take to change a 
light bulb?None, astronomers prefer the dark. 

Bald joke

A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair,when 
their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. 
She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with 
its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than 
an orange," she remarked. "And more hair than Dad," 
added their son. 

Engineer joke

Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, 
don't fix it.Engineers believe that if it ain't broke,
it doesn't have enough features yet.         

Beggar joke

Wife: I hate the beggar
who came yesterday
Husband: why??
Wife: i gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a 
book titled "how to cook"..!