Double Meaning SMS New  Text Messages

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty…

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pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lo phir tokh laghao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uf kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna…

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teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri… photo kaise lu…

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Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra they : Pandu ke sirf 5 aisa Q? Student : Sir, kyuki jinki aankhey hoti hai unko aur bhi kaam hote hai…

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Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh…. Finally the suitcase is closed.

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Seen at some sports meet where the cycling champions were felicitated by the pool hosting women’s event.

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Plan For Future:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ram: I want 2 b a pilot. Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I wan 2.

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WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON? A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON.

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girl: agar meri lft leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum kya pasand karogay Boy: main lunch aur diner ke beech shaam ki chai pina.

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Jab vo andar jayega toh Dard hoga pehli baar aisa hi hota hai par tum aawaaz mat karna warna sabko pata chal jayega ki TUM….

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How do u teach a blonde maths? U subtract her chlothes Devide her legs And square root her…

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He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry : I’m a bottle of wine!

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Girl Friend Ke Saath, Kamre Ke Andhar, Table Ke Upar, Batti Ke Neeche, De Tacatac…. Tacatac.. De Tacatac…. Tacatac.

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Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun, Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka” “Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai, Patta Patta Gulab Ka.

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Diagram In Book Was Not Clear.. So,Madam Drew Diagram On Blackboard And Announced.. “Don’t Look At Book Figure, Look At My Figure

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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ?? Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ? Uff Abi Nhi Krona Akele Me Krna

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Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka…